#but anywaysssssssss

[constarlations]

tumblr gang gets this a dumb Timeskip hbhk doodle I never finished lol

[eddiesxangel]

Not to make everything about smut but after seeing a quiet place trailer all I can think about is forced to be quiet sex 😭 hand over mouth? You wanna moan so bad but you can’t OR ELSE YOU’LL DIE 😫😫

[activatethis]

forgive me...

[pondhue]

needed to get this out of my system. badly.

[elfrootenthusiast]

Take this as permission to ramble about an oc <3

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY CASSIE TIME

every1 look @ her outfits........ if u dont want to read th worlds longest oc lore dump u can go in #party rat, #cassie, or #boss cass and learn literally everything u need 2 know abt her frm context clues

SO THATS CASSIEEE my mgs oc ✨ aka cassandra aka cass aka party rat aka my baby

looong story short she was your classic mgs child soldier with a streak of bad luck until she tried to KILL big boss in the late 1960s. she was one of the first poor bastards he took under his wing and following the dubiously canon events of the san hieronymo incident she became one of the original members of the foxhound unit: solitary shrike.

obviously that code name sucks ASS and honestly so did she; she was moody, rude, violent and didnt work well with others. absolutely no joy or whimsy until she met some british asshole named lance hewitt, codename bengal tiger, and got paired up with him. they proceeded to survive a catastrophic near death mission that changed the trajectories of their lives FOREVER on account of they emerged from it so ride or die for each other that they began matching each others freak to an inadvisable degree.

she changed her name (surprise her given name isnt cassandra. only 3 people in the whole world know what it used to be and im not one of those people) and her code name to reflect the "new her" she wanted to cultivate after facing death, branding herself "party rat." the goal? fill whatever life she had left with as much joy, love & fun as she possibly could. she was going to sing as loud as she wanted, dance as wild as she felt like, and finally stop holding herself back from fully connecting with the people around her. to solidify this, as well as to show her complete and utter over the top devotion to him, she took on lances last name, finally becoming the cassandra hewitt we all know + love

now a member of the MSF cass works as an engineer sergeant, chief mechanic, & generally invents a bunch of highly questionable weapons and machines. she also operates on the field as a demolitions expert for her squad, which grows to include an absolute dickhead named joaquin gutierrez, or mangey jackal. though she tries to embrace her new party spirit and the "peace and love" vibes of the time, he singles out bengal for some intensive one on one training and eventually pushes him to the point of breaking, making cass snap and quite literally bite his ear off. but like. he was fine. and everyone got better. and she taught him how to do the hustle as a peace offering. nothing a little disco cant fix.

back to the Plot: she eventually gets wrapped up in the creation of metal gear zeke, and was one of the weak points exploited by paz that allowed her to hijack it later on. she meets her canonical end during the ground zeroes incident, dying alone in the lower levels after sending her squadmates ahead to buy time. she blowed up </3

in alternate timelines where she survives she loses her left arm and occasionally her leg below the knee as well. as a sole survivor she becomes tangled in a web between big boss, zero, and cipher, creating a PMC of her own in order to pick up the pieces and continue the legacy left to her. she also begins raising the clone sons of her late best friend as her own but THATS neither here nor there <- dont even worry about it if the others survive she manages to slip from the attention of the higher ups and settles on creating a relief network with amanda valenciano libre, an old friend from her time in the msf. no matter what, cass maintains a stubborn belief that unless shes seen the bodies of her friends theyre still alive, which means she cant rest until shes found them. even if it takes Nine Years

ANYWAYS LIKE. tldr: shes like if pinkie pie had a party cannon that killed people for realsies

[itspileofgoodthings]

There is a kid in my class who asked if we could watch Lord of the Rings in my room after school in half hour chunks and the way I came so close to saying yes.

[bluejaybytes]

I did so many scary tasks yesterday y'all. SO MANY EMAILS

[clannfearrunt]

one year ago...

[gregmarriage]

certain people (not naming names) ought to stop being adorable and sweet, while i’m far away from them and can’t do anything about it 🥺😫

[antsyandpantsy]

bruh i wish i could explain to my parents that asexuality exists and that not every romantic relationship ends in sex

my mom kind of understand but my dad absolutely doesn’t. he thinks u can have a sexual relationship with no romance but not a romantic relationship without sex but ik if i tried explaining asexuality he would make me feel dumb jdnfmf

anyways 😁😁

[obitohno]

bought a new dress bc i’m going out on friday n i’m v anxious for it to arrive, i hope i look cute in it >.<

[femme-is-my-gender]

I am full to the brim with thoughts about Barbie Movie being TERF catnip. Spoilers below. Mostly just rambling and raging.

Barbie was produced in part by Mago Robbie, who openly supports JKR.

Barbie lives in a perfect world with women ruling over men, Ken is ignored and dejected. This Perfect world, ruled by women, is modeled after a upside-down patriarchy. Not a perfect world to me.

Ken immediately adopts patriarchal views when he learns about Power. (Reverse Adam and Eve vibes here- forbidden knowledge. Also 'I dont have a vagina! He doesn't have a penis!' Aknowledgement of their bodies, of not being "real" women/men after leaving their paradise) despite being happy, loving his perfect Barbie world he immediately (as if genetically inclined) adopts patriarchy, war, and misogyny. TERF shit.

Barbies are 'cured' of their brain washing by the mother figure complaining about double standards women are coerced into upholding. Which is a very real thing that should be complained about but is that how you uplift other women? Could be nit picking, but just shows how surface level and performative the #feminism Barbie embraces. (Also reminds me of how TERFS align themselves with alt right thoughts so often bc for them it's about POWER, shedding the double standards, instead of truly considering and uplifting ALL women.)

The climax of the film, Ruth taking Barbie's hand, it's truly beautiful. Women's joy!

So our final stage in the movie, the lesson learned, she's decided to be human. What's her first move?? She's entering a buisness, she's nervous, I expected her to be interviewing for like Mattel CEO or something but. No, she's at the GYNO. To fix her body. To make herself a 'real' women. Because real women have vaginas. This line is spoken by a TERF. Who produced the film.

It was a fun movie, and even has a trans actor! Who wrote a beautiful letter to Gerwig! And yet, totally served patriarchy by not challenging the concept of having a certain gender in power and having such a girl/boy Barbie/Ken (and Allen! Who's the butt of many jokes! And implied to be gay, he could have come out and been celebrated but no. Just a punchline) binary.

Yuck.

[dbssh]

one thing i can talk about is how ive kind of taken to the idea that 🐟 is a little bit nameless. like beyond a callsign i think they simply dont use one.

[clancykisser]

horny thoughts time i guess

[champ1ons-moved]

˖    . ͏ ͏ thr0whands + 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘶𝘮 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯 ㅤ۫ ㅤ-

 ❝ remember when we were kids , we got married under the tree in my backyard ? i've been thinking if we you know .... - just went and got married RIGHT now. i don't wanna wait any longer. ❞